I did the Macarena with a football player because i'm cool like that.

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I ate
June----------I kissed
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a smurf
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my Mickey Mouse ears
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my dog
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a gangster
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------a cowpie

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Blue-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Pink-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made.

I yelled at a fork because I'm crazy.

Coincidence? I think not...
~Delusional Hillbilly

I karate chopped my mobile phone because I can't control myself!

I danced with an ipod because I'm AWESOME!

Seems a bit plain..... The last part is definitely true though

I did the Macarena with a cowpie, because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

I did the Macarena with my neighbor because I'm cool like that.

I karate chopped my best friends girlfriend because I can.

I yelled at a surfer because I think I need some serious help

I loved my dog because I can't control myself!

Hmmmmmmm.... April 16th wearing nothing would be very funny...

I karate chopped my brother because that's how I roll. Am I right? These are funny stuff and I enjoy it a lot.

i ate a stuffed animal because i can..hahaha.it made me laugh!keep coming the jokes..i love it..

i ate my dog because the voices told me to....hhahahahahhh!!!!!!!!i like that jowk but its real....it happen yesterday...hahahha...










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I love a football player because I'm a Ninja!

I kissed a pickle becuse I'm crazy.

I did the macarena with a cowpie because I think I need some serious help.

I ran over a stuffed animal because that's how I roll. \ :O /

I yelled at Chuck Norris because thats how I roll.

ok?

I sang to my best friend's boyfriend because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

i sang to chuck norris because thats how i role

I love a football player because I can't control myself!

I sang to chuck norris because I'm crazy

Lol..

I sang to a gangster because I'm crazy.

i yelled at a phone because big bird told me to do so and he is my master

i ate a stuffed animal because i can..hahaha.it made me laugh!keep coming the jokes..i love it.

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